prrb:
lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”
that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”
And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.
Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”
Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”
Hey! Now you can easily post using Option+C (Z+C on Windows)! No more having to go to the top of your dash when inspiration strikes! Exclamation points!
what the magic??
*blinks*
WOAH TUMBLR ACTUALLY DID AN UPDATE THAT IS COOL AND USEFUL IM IN SHOCK
YA DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE TUMBLR
Well done. FOR ONCE.
(Source: billeager)
SAFE.TUMBLR.COM/TAGGED/[YOUR TAG] WILL LITERALLY CHANGE YOUR TUMBLR BROWSING LIFE.
No more browsing countless pages of tags to find a photoset, picture, or video while having to shift through dozens of annoying text posts and RP blogs!
Just simply put http://safe.tumblr.com/tagged/[your tag] into your browser and only see the most popular, relevant posts that you’re looking for.
Happy browsing!
(Source: bleeriosarchive)
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch BlogsI’ve ALWAYS used J K and L.
WOIAH OMG
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
WOAH WHAT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME
(Source: psuedo-urban)
Hello this is a script I made that will turn your notes from this:
to this:
It’s a bit useful if you want to see the reblogs from your older posts when the notifications no longer show up on your dash (sometimes reading the tags could be fun)
If you use it let me know if there are any bugs or if it makes your browsers laggy… Anyway I think it only works for Firefox (Greasemonkey) and Chrome (Tampermonkey) so… if you’re using IE, you deserve nothing anyway coz you’re a fucking IE user.
Some Nights Tumblr Version.
Based off this post.
Lyrics:
Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop
Some nights, I don’t sleep at all
Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending
Some nights, I wish I could log off
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I don’t know anymore…
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh
This is it, these are ship wars
What are we fighting for?
Why don’t we read fanfic already?
I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life
Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again
To stay for a while
But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight
I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am
Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life
Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end
‘Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again
Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…
But I still stay up, I still read your posts
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four
What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?
Most nights, I don’t know…
So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?
(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)
So log on.
Log on.
Log on,
OH LOG ON!
Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness
My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh
The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP
I wish it would update already
I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.
Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…
I’m never logging off
Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.
Someone needs to make a CD full of songs like this
This is not related to tea. It is however related to EVERYTHING ELSE EVER.
Then a frame below will open (for chrome) or a window will open if you are using firefox.
Now to go http://whatismyipaddress.com/.
Enter the ip address and click the additional IP look up button
this is great and everyone im following needs to fucking learn this
HAHA OH GOD. Beware, anon haters!
ohohoo
(Source: themepirate)
just realized new tumblr users won’t know the dash is called the dash they’ll call it home
(Source: ianwanda)
1- If you don’t like someone’s blog, don’t follow it, visit it or send messages to it.
2- If you don’t like a certain topic, don’t follow people who spend the majority of their Tumblr lives talking about said topic. Also, see Tumblr Savior.
3- If you see someone doing something problematic just to get attention, do not take their side when the attention they get is negative.
4- If you’re old enough to talk, you are old enough to listen. Age is not an alibi for bad behavior.
5- If you are “Sick of” or “Hate” a certain group on Tumblr, dedicate exactly zero percent of your time to telling everyone. Also, see Tumblr Savior.
6- If you are “Sick of” or “Hate” a certain person on Tumblr, dedicate exactly zero percent of your time to telling everyone. Also, see Tumblr Savior.
7- Your fandom is the best. Do not let anyone tell you any different!
8- Don’t live by the numbers. If your follower count (or worse, someone else’s follower count) matters more than the content of your posts, it’s time to find a new hobby.
9- Photoshop is a scandalous creature! Nobody has to know if you fell for that one picture that one time. I’m not gonna tell. You’re not gonna tell. We don’t even have to talk about it.
10- No matter what your expertise, there is someone on this site right at this very moment, who knows more about that subject than you do. It’s okay. It’s not a contest.
Number 8, seriously.
But all of this is good advice.
Word to #4-6.
