| Yùu: | I'm about to punt babies |
| Sammu: | want me to find some for you? |
| Yùu: | And I want to just stop working |
| Yùu: | ... |
| Yùu: | Maybe. |
| Yùu: | Internet babies. |
| Sammu: | mail you some babies? |
| Yùu: | Internet babies. They're cheaper. |
| Sammu: | http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ok3-StzLkaY/TtjprUyZ_JI/AAAAAAAAAPc/rRxfbYbyMDs/s1600/DSC00808.jpg |
| Sammu: | my results of 'kicking babies' |
| Yùu: | Yes. |
| Yùu: | Perfect. |
| Yùu: | So perfect. |
I'm explaining my dissertation to Sammu
| Yùu: | Fuck bro. |
| Yùu: | Woman's Own was 2d |
| Yùu: | Vogue was 18d |
| Sammu: | now we both know uwu |
| Yùu: | I mean, I know that WO was a weekly magazine but hmm... |
| Yùu: | 4 weeks = 8d |
| Yùu: | Still cheaper than the other two |
| Sammu: | they're winners ono |
| Yùu: | Well, Vogue was cray |
| Yùu: | And Good Housekeeping was just like |
| Yùu: | YOU NEED BABIES |
| Yùu: | DO YOU HAVE BABIES? |
| Yùu: | WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BABIES |
| Yùu: | LOOKIT THEM CUTE MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE COVER |
| Yùu: | DON'T YOU WANT THEM? |
| Yùu: | YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM. |
| Sammu: | YOU NEED THEM. |
Clothing Woes
| Yùu: | Trying to draw Caster people in modern day gear is always hard |
| Yùu: | Well. |
| Yùu: | I say people, but I mean Vincent |
| Sammu: | LOL always vincent |
| Yùu: | Always o n o |
| Yùu: | Nako is plain stuff |
| Yùu: | Chlor is sport gear |
| Yùu: | Vincent is ??? |
| Sammu: | playboy clothes |
| Sammu: | put him in a robe |
| Yùu: | PFFFFT |
| Sammu: | the end |
| Yùu: | I'm giggling |
My dreams would make wonderful stories about the injustice of the world
[01:03:10] Yùu: OH
[01:03:12] Yùu: OH
[01:03:13] Yùu: WAIT
[01:03:18] Yùu: I forgot to tell you
[01:03:22] Yùu: I had a weird ass dream
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Suddenly everything made sense
| Sammu: | I think I put a little too much butter |
| Yùu: | o n o ? |
| Sammu: | I put half a stick for a whole apple idk |
| Yùu: | ... |
| Yùu: | How much is half a stick... |
| Sammu: | ... |
| Sammu: | idk :D |
| Yùu: | It sounds like a lot |
| Sammu: | let's google |
| Yùu: | o u o |
| Sammu: | a stick of butter is |
| Sammu: | 118.3 milliters |
| Sammu: | so 59 ml |
| Sammu: | or 2 oz |
| Yùu: | ... |
| Yùu: | Grams, babbu |
| Sammu: | grams ouo |
| Yùu: | Or cups. |
| Yùu: | In g |
| Sammu: | then it would be |
| Sammu: | wait |
| Sammu: | grams is ml |
| Sammu: | 59 grams |
| Yùu: | Oh |
| Yùu: | You have tiny ass sticks of butter |
| Sammu: | that's half the stick |
| Yùu: | You have tiny ass sticks |
| Sammu: | when you buy a stick of butter. |
| Sammu: | do you buy |
| Sammu: | one. |
| Sammu: | stick of butter? |
| Yùu: | Yes. |
| Sammu: | then |
| Sammu: | to be fair |
| Yùu: | Because a stick of butter |
| Sammu: | when we buy a stick of butter. |
| Yùu: | Is 250g |
| Sammu: | we actually buy a pack of 4. |
| Yùu: | Oh |
| Sammu: | so that's 4 sticks of butter. |
| Yùu: | I see o n o |
| Yùu: | That explains so much |
| Sammu: | I don't know why we do that |
| Yùu: | Because |
| Yùu: | When I see recipes that call for a stick of butter |
| Yùu: | I'm like |
| Yùu: | HOLY FUCKING HELL, THAT MUCH BUTTER, WHY |
| Yùu: | I thought you said |
| Yùu: | 'Here for a few minutes, I am healing water.' |
| Yùu: | And sure o u o |
| Sammu: | I thought you knew I'm a priest? |
| Yùu: | Well |
| Yùu: | That's awkward |
| Yùu: | Cos you know |
| Sammu: | I'm a little bit of everything |
| Yùu: | I'm the spawn of Satan |
| Sammu: | I know, that's why we're perfect for each other |
| Yùu: | o // u // o |
| Sammu: | You make me breakfast |
| Sammu: | and I throw holy water on you and scream about the bible |
| Yùu: | .... |
| Yùu: | ; A ; |
| Sammu: | and tell you to repent |
| Sammu: | you know, every day stuff |
| Yùu: | My back is really hot |
| Yùu: | But |
| Yùu: | I can still see my own breath |
| Yùu: | Halp |
| Sammu: | you need a |
| Sammu: | ~ b o d y b a g ~ |
| Yùu: | ............. |
| Sammu: | :D |
| Yùu: | O-oh... |
| Sammu: | You're becoming a drunkaholic. |
| Me: | A drunkaholic? |
| Sammu: | Yeah, like an alcoholic but drunk. |
| Me: | Uh... babbu. |
| Sammu: | No, shh. Shut your mouth. A drunkaholic is an alcoholic but on the next level. An alcoholic is just a person that drinks a lot. A drunkaholic is one that's permanently drunk, like my grandpa. |
| Me: | I can't stop laughing. |
Sammu and I are trying to find a girl name for Vincent
| Me: | There are no pretty girl names beginning with V. Seriously. Ventia? No. And I'm not calling her Vespa. |
| Sammu: | No! That's so ghetto-- Actually, yes. Call her Vespa. That would be hilarious. |
| Me: | Are you serious? |
| Sammu: | Yeah! Imagine it. 'Isn't that the name of a--' 'SHUT UP.' |
| Me: | Pfft. |
| Sammu: | That's why she became so murderous. Cos everyone kept calling her a scooter. |
| Me: | Don't ever change. |
| Sammu: | I've been craving ramen and frozen yoghurt. |
| Me: | What, together? |
| Sammu: | Oh God, no! |
| Me: | Good, otherwise I'd say that the baby isn't mine. Unless I somehow knocked you up when you came to visit back in May. |
| Sammu: | Wouldn' that take a really long time for me to get pregnant and show signs? |
| Me: | I dunno, how long do lesbian babies take to make? |
| Sammu: | If my Google was working, I'd tell you. |
